Love in the Sixth: The Soundtrack to the Enviromantic Comedy Feature

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released November 6, 2015

Produced by Jude Klassen, Tim Cameron, and Asher Ettinger.
Mastered by Jeff Elliott at Fedge.

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Track Name: Jude Klassen - Trailer Thrash
There's a single mom named Dani,
On a dying earth,
She tries to take a lover,
Who doesn't make it worse,
(But he does, his name is Sid)

Dani has a rebel daughter,
Her name is Kat,
She reads dystopian novels,
She's 12 and fighting back,
(Against the tar man)

Dani has a best friend, Mavis,
Named after Gallant,
Mavis is polyamourous,
Two brothers back to back,
(To back, to back, to back)

Sid gets in a funk about condoms,
When they're not his brand,
And there's a thing a or two cellphones,
He doesn't understand,
And activist daughters and ocelot extinction,

And there's Qalie and Tamara,
Another shitty love match,
Qalie drives and puts on lipstick,
Tamara hates that,
(And Qalie's shoes and personality, but she likes banging artist chicks)

There's oil pumping, globe humping, giant birds, celebrities,
Bike gangs, break ups, drinking, drugs and jealousy,
Poignant moments, sad songs, Fucking Love and Mancation,
Book cameos, dance parties, yam peeling, tutoring, random documentaries,
This LOVE IN THE SIXTH!
Track Name: T.C. Folkpunk, Jude Klassen and The Exasperations - Fucking Love
SID: Met a girl in a dive bar,
DANI: Met a man with a guitar,
SID: She was dressed to drive me insane,
DANI: I dragged his eyes off his hockey game.

Fucking love your heart will be fried,
Oh-oh-oh—unless you’re dead inside.
Fucking love!
GUYS: Spill it bro, is she just some ho?
DANI & SID: Fucking Love
GUYS: Is it a long-term thing?
GALS: Single, hot, plays guitar…
DANI & SID: Fucking Love
GALS: Just admit it’s a fling!

SID: So she’s got me, why dress like a tramp?
DANI: He might lose interest if I don’t vamp
SID: Makeup?! Who’s she trying to net?
DANI: This may be as good as it gets!

Fucking love your heart will be fried,
Oh-oh-oh—unless you’re dead inside.
Fucking love!
GUYS: Spill it bro, is she just some ho?
DANI & SID: Fucking Love
GUYS: Is it a long-term thing?
GALS: Single, hot, plays guitar…
DANI & SID: Fucking Love
GALS: Just admit it’s a fling!

DANI: He’s over 40, hey he’s got all his hair!
SID: She's still good looking... in her underwear.
DANI: We’ve all got baggage, I say he's still a score.
SID: Keepin’ her arm's length in case she’s a whore.

Fucking love your heart will be fried,
Oh-oh-oh—unless you’re dead inside.
Fucking love!
GUYS: Spill it bro, is she just some ho?
DANI & SID: Fucking Love
GUYS: Is it a long-term thing?
GALS: Single, hot, plays guitar…
DANI & SID: Fucking Love
GALS: Just admit it’s a fling!

SID: Two in the morning, she says it’s a friend,
DANI: I can’t convince him – Babe, I’m yours 'til the end!
SID: She’s friends with guys she’s had in bed!
DANI: I wonder, is he okay in the head?

Fucking love your heart will be fried,
Oh-oh-oh—unless you’re dead inside.
Fucking love!
GUYS: Spill it bro, is she just some ho?
DANI & SID: Fucking Love
GUYS: Is it a long-term thing?
GALS: Single, hot, plays guitar…
DANI & SID: Fucking Love
GALS: Just admit it’s a fling!
Track Name: Jude Klassen and John Lefebvre - Dirty Lies
BITCHUMEN:
Sugared salmon, and a dreamy hockey team,
My tailings ponds are really made from all these things,

JOHN:
Those oil fixin's in the ground, leave them be,
Trash the whole planet, and serve up tailing's tea,
Oil men spinnin' it, so they don't get a rise
Tied our economy to,
Dirty Lies, dirty lies, dirty lies

BITCHUMEN:
A booming oil patch that's feeding families,
My tailings ponds mean jobs and heat and first world things,
A few migrating birds - a minor sacrifice,
And they have tiny bird brains,
Kill them twice, kill them twice, kill them twice,
JOHN:
Dirty lies, dirty lies, dirty lies, dirty lies,

JOHN:
Those poisons rise up in the very air we breathe,
Bleed into river beds, cause cancer, deleaf trees,
You think you'll dodge the price for pumping all this sin?
You've sent the planet on a toxic spin with your,
JOHN & BITCHUMEN:
Dirty lies, dirty lies, dirty lies

BITCHUMEN (spoken):
Oh, I like my lies dirty,
Spin little planet… there you go baby...
Track Name: Jude Klassen and T.C. Folkpunk - It Won't Murder Us to Sleep
DANI:
Don’t need no drama to go deep,
Babe, it won’t murder us to sleep,
I see small pleasures in our home,
bring me a coffee -- kill the phone,
How am I supposed to give you stuff?
When your trip is, it’s never good enough?
Our white whining babe -- it’s killing me,
Just a little bit, just a little bit.

I see those stories in your eyes:
Scream with suspicion and lies,
You could be my Dr. Feel Good,
At a cottage: sex and chopping wood,
You could touch me in those places...

Come on Sid, slide your hands down my body...

SID:
You can try, but you can’t force it, so Dani, go find a party.

SID:
When I see you, leaning in, with some dude waiting to begin,
I know the signals of deceit,
Years have taught me to retreat.
How am I supposed to trust a girl:
Who throws it out there for, all the world?
Your flirting babe, it’s killing me,
Just a little bit, just a little bit . . .

Killing me, killing me, just a
little bit, just a little bit...

DANI:
Don’t need no drama to go deep,
Sid, it won’t murder us to sleep,
I see small pleasures in our home,
Bring me a coffee -- kill the phone,
How am I supposed to give you stuff?
When your trip is, it’s never good enough?
Our white whining babe--

It’s killing me, it’s killing me, oh it’s killing me . . .

SID and DANI:
It’s killing us, it’s killing us, oh it’s killing us . . .

SID:
Oh man, Dani - Dani girl.
If I could trust you, I’d know I'd have the world,

DANI:
It’s just you, Sid, it’s just you...
Track Name: Jude Klassen and Wendy Sinclair - I'm Here From the Future
DANI:
Hey little punk with your 80s hair,
You think you're the shit, but I don't care,
I'm here from the future to tell you,
I'm here from the future to tell you,
I'm here from the future to tell you, ahhhh…

Mavis, doll, you know you're really stylin',
But when you're drunk, be careful who you're dialin'

MAVIS:
Oy! Oy, no, I don't fucking drunk dial!

DANI:
I'm here from the future to tell you,
I'm here from the future to tell you,
I'm here from the future to tell you, ahhhh…

It doesn't get easier,
Oh gawd, it gets sleazier,
You think those boys buyin' drinks and lines,
Gonna be cool with you sharin' your time?

MAVIS:
They don't fucking call me!

DANI (spoken):
Oh they call you now…

From the future, bitches, right over here,
From the future,
It's called ownership, beautiful babies,
And you ain't Helen Reddy for it!

I'm here from the future to tell you,
I'm here from the future to tell you,
I'm here from the future to tell you, ahhhh…

MAVIS:
When you're left to your devices,
You will fall back on your vices,
And by "vices" I mean your romance affliction, tosser!

DANI (spoken):
Fuck you, Mavis, you little punk! You don't know shit!
You don't know shit about shit!

I'm here from the future to tell you, I'm here,
I'm here from the future to tell you, I'm here,
I'm here from the future, bitches,
From the future.
Track Name: Jude Klassen and Mika Kay - Beautiful Human
DANI:
We watched the net fold up, sweet cynical youth,
The beginning of the end of the truth,


KAT:
I miss the country that, I never knew,
That place you talk about, can it be true?

DANI:
For the longest time, I couldn't care,
How could I reproduce, knowing how unfair?

KAT:
To leave this pillaged Earth,

DANI:
Trashed to the core,
Stripped, shivering and bare, bare,

KAT:
Mom, describe those lakes,
Clear to the bottom,
Tell me how your small town smelled,
Or have you forgotten?

DANI:
At first the forests fell, in moonscape dread,

KAT:
Inside the walls of hell, they made our bed,

DANI:
Those corporate overlords, why do they hate?
Don't they have children too, oh why this shitty fate,

KAT:
Mom, describe those lakes,
Clear to the bottom,
Tell me how your small town smelled,
Oh have you forgotten?

KAT:
Help me embrace this world, before it's smashed,

DANI:
Oh beautiful human girl, for you I'll make it last,

KAT:
I want to be a kid,

DANI:
I want that too,

KAT:
I want some lightness,

DANI:
I will fight for you,
I'll fight for you, I'll fight for you, I'll fight for you, oh,
'Cause you forced me to care,
You beautiful human,

DANI and KAT:
You beautiful human,

DANI:
You forced me to care,

DANI and KAT:
You beautiful human, you beautiful human.
Track Name: Jude Klassen and The Exasperations - Mancation
Mancation! Mancation! Mancation!

Baby baby, I've been so blue,
Ever since I fell for you,
But you wanted to control,
So I had to let you go,
Yes I've been lost and found,
No I'm not looking around,
For someone to be putting me down,
Puttin' me down because...

I, I am, I'm on,
Mancation
I, I am, I'm on,
Mancation
This is my last chance for a romance with me.

I used to be such a laid back young thing,
Now life's a uptight place,
With bill collector's at my door,
And you up in my face,
I can't go on living, honey,
In a state of giving, baby,
Feeling nothing in return,
Nothing in return.

Cuz I, I am, I'm on,
Mancation,
I, I am, I'm on,
Mancation,
This is my last chance for a romance with me.

They say a man wants to be,
King of his castle,
Hey this queen she’s come to see,
Baby, you ain’t worth the hassle,
Now I've been lost and found,
And I'm not looking around,
For someone to be putting me down, baby,
Pushing me down, baby,
Holding me down, and,
Keeping me down,

Cuz I, I am, I'm on,
Mancation,
I, I am, I'm on,
Mancation,
I, I am, I'm on,
Mancation,
I, I am, I'm on,
Mancation,
This is my last chance, for a romance with me.

Taxi! 
Track Name: Jude Klassen and T.C. Folkpunk - Bitch in My Pants
DANI:
Oh that bitch that's in my panties,
She's sniffed you out, she wants some nasty,
I tell her, hey, no soup for you,
But that don't stop her from…

SID:
Pursue!

DANI:
Oh ho, bitch in my pants
SID:
Oh ho, come out and dance,
DANI:
She's got something to share,
SID:
Sweet bitch in your underwear,

DANI:
You've been bringing that bitch flowers,
Using all your manly powers,
But she's connected to my heart,
Oh please don't rhyme that one with…

SID:
Smart!!… smart… I'm not in grade three.

DANI:
Oh ho, bitch in my pants,
SID:
Oh ho, come out and dance,
DANI:
She's got something to share,
SID:
Sweet bitch in your underwear,

DANI:
She never steers me right,
But you might be worth the strife,
Just don't be the guy,
Hittin' my face with a pie,
And by pie I mean tasty triangle, motherfucker!

DANI (spoken):
She be Bimp, she be B-B-B-B-Bimp,
She be Bitch in my Pants,
She's screwin' my career and she's fucking my life,
She's a bitch in my, bitch in my, bitch in my,
Bitch in my, bitch in my pants

Hey, what are you doin' bitch? Are you lookin' at him?
Stop lookin' at him

SID (spoken):
No, look at me!

DANI (spoken):
I mean it bitch, if you look at him again,
I'm gonna fuckin' slap you… but you'd probably like that!

DANI:
Oh ho, bitch in my pants,
SID:
Oh ho, made for romance,
DANI:
She's got something to share,
SID:
Sweet bitch in your underwear,

DANI:
She never steers me right,
But you might be worth the strife,
Just don't be the guy,
Hittin' my face with a fuckin' pie,

DANI (spoken):
'Cause I'm tired of that
I'm tired of the bitch, I'm tired of the bitch's friends
Okay, don't look at him, bitch,
Look back at me, we've got work to do,
We got to do GST, we've got to learn Esperanto,
We've got to ride our bike, we've got to go to yoga,
We've gotta fuckin' meditate, we gotta jog I guess,
Try to eat right,
We gotta use the juicer, tho' I think it's broken,
Oh bitch, just stop ruinin' my life, it's almost over,
Okay, the last part, it's gotta not suck.
And by suck, I mean… you know… shut up.
Track Name: Mika Kay, Vaughan Cameron and Mia Rodne - Love in the Sixth Extinction
KAT:
Just lookin' for some love in the sixth extinction,
Just lookin' for some hope, hey there's no distinction,
Just lookin' for some love in the sixth extinction,
Just lookin' for some hope, hey there's no distinction,

LOU:
Building anxiety, strippin' variety,
Give us golden frogs, healthy bogs,
Water to drink, cities that don’t stink,
We’re just kids, never caught a break,
While you moonscape our forests, and trash our lakes,

KAT:
Just lookin' for some love in the sixth extinction,
Just lookin' for some hope, hey there's no distinction,
Just lookin' for some love in the sixth extinction,
Just lookin' for some hope, hey there's no distinction,

MIA:
Incorporate this into your master plan:
LOU:
Leave us some water not your bitumen spam,
Put on a sweater and turn down the heat,
Give us a chance at a life that’s sweet,

KAT:
Just lookin' for some love in the sixth extinction,
Just lookin' for some hope, hey there's no distinction,
Just lookin' for some love in the sixth extinction,
Just lookin' for some hope, hey there's no distinction,

LOU:
We’re just lookin’ for some love! Yeah!
MIA:
We’re just lookin’ for some love, YEAH.
LOU:
We’re just looking for some LOVE -- YEAH,
MIA:
In the 6th extinction!
LOU and MIA:
Word! What!

KAT:
Just lookin' for some love in the sixth extinction,
Just lookin' for some hope, hey there's no distinction,
Just lookin' for some love in the sixth extinction,
Just lookin' for some hope, hey there's no distinction.